Thursday, April 24, 2014
Friday, March 7, 2014
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
It's raining rocks!
Bad news, world.
Turns out the world's biggest meteorite shower begins tomorrow.
Hundreds of meteorites the size of football fields are headed straight for Planet Earth.
We're all doomed.
Turns out the world's biggest meteorite shower begins tomorrow.
Hundreds of meteorites the size of football fields are headed straight for Planet Earth.
We're all doomed.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Aliens
Besides zombies, there are other ways that the world might end. I almost forgot about this one.
Aliens.
Don't believe me?
I got the proof right here.
Boom. Aliens. We are not alone.
Now to see if they attack.
Aliens.
Don't believe me?
I got the proof right here.
Boom. Aliens. We are not alone.
Now to see if they attack.
Helpful Tips
I'm sure you are all wondering "How are we going to survive the endless hoards of zombies?"
Well, with these tips, you'll have close to no problem staying alive in this apocalypse.
1. Move to Costco.
Food, water, clothing, entertainment, hygiene. You need all of those things. Costco has it all. Just make sure the place is empty first.
2. Guns.
If you can, you must stay as far away as possible from these nasty creatures. Shoot them in the face with a shotgun.
3. Swords.
If you don't have your gun handy and that zombie is getting dangerously close to you, you can easily dispose of it with your trusty sword. Plus, you'll look awesome with it.
4. A tank.
Don't ask me where to get one, but it'll make traveling a lot easier.
5. Radios.
I'm sure there are other survivors out there...
6. Read as many apocalypse books as possible.
The authors meant to write these as fiction, but now it's actually happening. They might have some helpful tips.
7. Armor.
Besides making you look awesome, it'll help if a zombie tries to rip you to pieces.
That's all I can think of right now.
Get ready, everybody.
Well, with these tips, you'll have close to no problem staying alive in this apocalypse.
1. Move to Costco.
Food, water, clothing, entertainment, hygiene. You need all of those things. Costco has it all. Just make sure the place is empty first.
2. Guns.
If you can, you must stay as far away as possible from these nasty creatures. Shoot them in the face with a shotgun.
3. Swords.
If you don't have your gun handy and that zombie is getting dangerously close to you, you can easily dispose of it with your trusty sword. Plus, you'll look awesome with it.
4. A tank.
Don't ask me where to get one, but it'll make traveling a lot easier.
5. Radios.
I'm sure there are other survivors out there...
6. Read as many apocalypse books as possible.
The authors meant to write these as fiction, but now it's actually happening. They might have some helpful tips.
7. Armor.
Besides making you look awesome, it'll help if a zombie tries to rip you to pieces.
That's all I can think of right now.
Get ready, everybody.
Zombies
I just read an article on the internet that said that the world won't end from floods/the sun exploding/earthquakes/meteorites. We're going to do it to ourselves.
How, you may be asking?
Zombies.
Get ready world.
How, you may be asking?
Zombies.
Get ready world.
Friday, February 21, 2014
The Sun's Going to Explode!
Okay, my iPod ran out of battery, so I am currently disconnected from the terrible Flappy Bird.
I am nearly positive that the sun has exploded, and we will all be vaporized in eight minutes.
I am nearly positive that the sun has exploded, and we will all be vaporized in eight minutes.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Flappy Bird, Pt 4
New high score. 28. Now I have to stop.
....after I get 30 points....
...just one more time....
....after I get 30 points....
...just one more time....
Flappy Bird, Pt 3
THIS GAME IS SO STUPID! ALL I'M DOING IS TRYING TO FLY THROUGH PIPES!
Okay, I'm stopping now.
Okay, I'm stopping now.
Flappy Bird
Guys! Flappy bird is going to be the death of us all! It's all part of the end of the universe! We need to take all of our phones and throw them out the window RIGHT NOW and stop making knock offs of this app.
You see this bird?
He may look innocent, but he will kill us all.
Watch out, world.
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